You pass through a magical portal and are confronted in the woods by a deceitful horned creature who offers you sardines on toast. You accept. After the creature admits he meant to have you murdered, you meet him several days later for lunch.
A total stranger entices you with an unlimited supply of Turkish Delight, if only you’ll leave your home planet and become her adopted son. Naturally, you accept.
You falsely accused your sister of madness when she told you about the magic portal, but now you're standing in the woods with her and it's awkward. Her lunch date has been dragged off to prison by a werewolf. You feel you want some dinner.
