The Germans are finally in a position to take their revenge for the world-famous Fawlty Towers sketch where they are remorselessly mocked by Basil Fawlty who maniacally declaims “Don’t mention the war”.

The University of Cambridge is attempting to impose its woke ideology on German grammar. It is usual to try to learn and communicate a language in the form those who speak it would recognise. But no longer. 

Undergraduates at Cambridge have been urged to use “inclusive language” in German, and “gender and non-binary inclusive language when we address or refer to students and colleagues”.