Love Island (ITV2, weekdays, 9pm) isn’t a reality show, it’s a wildlife documentary. Take six horny girls, put them with six horny guys and whichever couple proves to be the horniest wins. It’s mostly tongue-in-cheek, but sometimes touches upon important issues. During a saucy game of “I have never”, the host asked: “Who here has had sex on a beach?” One girl, who had been having a splendid time up to now, suddenly turned very serious and said: “I have and I got arrested. It was a family holiday. I spent a week in a prison cell.” Free the Magaluf Two!