Donald Trump, the next president of the United States of America - I guess those are words few of us ever expected to hear, along with 'Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the opposition' and 'Leicester City, Premier League Champions',

I went to bed early assuming that Clinton had it in the bag, and that overall this was probably the lesser of two evils. She's awful, but I broadly agreed with PJ O'Rourke on this one.

Not that I made any endorsement; it slightly baffles me how many Brits in particular seem to forget that Americans aren't voting for the president of the world, but their own leader, and should do what they feel is right for their nation, not what we tell them to.