When commentators issue the remark that "football is the new religion", they usually do so derisively. This cliché is shorthand for saying that some people now take this sport too seriously, and that our society's obsession with the beautiful game is infantile and silly.

In the manner that the sport is held dear, football's resemblance to religion-proper is evident. Football fans have their ersatz cathedrals: their stadiums (or "theatres of dreams"). Promising or proven manager are labelled "messiahs". Once-idolised players who controversially sign for a rival outfit are literally branded "Judas". Supporters' devotion to their team is unswerving and unconditional, and can consequently sometimes inspire violence. In this, football fandom often resembles a pastiche of Christianity.